ich hab im internet ein paar quotes gefunden. leider auf englisch, aber dafür ne ganze menge, nicht nur von jack sparrow. und es sind wirklich ne gaaaaaanze menge...
Guard 1: Hey! Get away from there, your not allowed up there!
Jack Sparrow: I’m sorry, it’s just such a pretty boat.
Guard 1: What’s your name?
Jack Sparrow: Smith, or Smithy if you like.
Guard 1: Ok, Mr. Smith, what’s your purpose here?
Guard 2: Yeah, and no lies!
Jack Sparrow: Alright I confess. It is my intention to comondeer one of these ships, hire a crew in Tortuga and then rape, pillage and plunder me weasely black guts out.
Guard 2: I said no lies!
Guard 1: I think he’s telling the truth.
Guard 2: If he was telling the truth then he wouldn’t of told us
Jack Sparrow: Unless I new you wouldn’t believe the truth even if I told it to you.
Norrington: I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves: a short drop and a sudden stop.
[Elizabeth is being laced into a corset]
Governor Swann: I'm told it's the latest fashion in London.
Elizabeth Swann: Well, women in London must have learned not to breathe!
Elizabeth Swann: I had a dream about you last night.
Will Turner: About me?
Governor Swann: Elizabeth, is that entirely proper for you to c...
Elizabeth Swann: About the day we met. Do you remember?
Will Turner: How could I forget, Ms. Swann?
Elizabeth Swann: Will, how often must I ask you to call me Elizabeth?
Will Turner: At least once more Miss Swann, as always.
Harbormaster: Hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock... and I shall need to know your name.
Jack Sparrow: What do you say to three shillings and we forget the name.
Harbormaster: Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith!
Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
Elizabeth Swann: You're despicable!
Jack Sparrow: Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square.
Barbossa: First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so I must do nothin'. And secondly, you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply, and you're not. And thirdly, the Code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.
Elizabeth Swann: So that's it, then? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love!
Will Turner: You Cheated!
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs] Pirate!
Jack Sparrow: The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth morning, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together, and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles?
Mr. Gibbs: Aye, sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: Human hair... from my back.
Jack Sparrow: Move away!
Will Turner: No!
Jack Sparrow: Please move?!
Will Turner: No! I cannot just step aside and let you escape!
Jack Sparrow: This shot was not meant for you.
Jack Sparrow: [to Governor Weatherby Swann] I think we've reached a special place... Spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically.
Elizabeth Swann: Captain Barbossa, I am here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities against Port Royal.
Barbossa: There were a lot of long words in there, miss. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you want?
Elizabeth Swann: I want you to leave and never come back.
Barbossa: Well, I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no."
Jack Sparrow: What's your name?
Will Turner: Will Turner.
Jack Sparrow: That would be short for William, I imagine. Good strong name, no doubt named for your father ay?
Will Turner: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: Well Mr. Turner, I've changed me mind. If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your bonnie lass. Do we have an accord?
[puts out his hand]
Will Turner: Agreed.
[they shake hands]
Jack Sparrow: Put it away, son. It's not worth you getting beat again.
Will Turner: You didn't beat me. You ignored the Rules of Engagement. In a fair fight, I'd kill you.
Jack Sparrow: Then that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
Barbossa: Shut-up! You’re next!
Jack Sparrow: You wouldn’t want to be doing that.
Barbossa: No, I really think I do.
Jack Sparrow: Your funeral.
Elizabeth Swann: This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!
Anamaria: You can tell them that after they've caught us!
[referring to Will Turner]
Governor Swann: So this is the path you've chosen to take? After all...he is a blacksmith.
Elizabeth Swann: No...he's a pirate.
Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!
Barbossa: We are cursed men, Miss Turner.
Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
[talking to the pirates while he's in jail]
Jack Sparrow: Worry about your own fortunes gentlemen. The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers.
[pirate grabs Jack's throat to reveal a skeleton arm]
Jack Sparrow: So, there is a curse? That's interesting.
Will Turner: It's not your blood they were after. It was my father's blood. My blood...the blood of a pirate.
Barbossa: How did you get off that island?
Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirate: I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!
Elizabeth Swann: You like pain?
[hits pirate in the head with a pole]
Elizabeth Swann: Try wearing a corset.
Barbossa: For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh.
[steps into moonlight becoming a skeleton]
Barbossa: You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one!
Grapple: Say goodbye!
[A sign swings down and hits Grapple through a shop window.]
Will Turner: Goodbye.
Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
Will Turner: I practice three hours a day, so when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!
Barbossa: Gents, you all remember Captain Jack Sparrow, kill him.
Mr. Gibbs: It's bad luck to wake a man when he's sleeping!
Jack Sparrow: "Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who does the waking buys a drink for the man who was sleeping, then the man who was sleeping drinks the drink while listening to a proposition from a man who did the waking.
Mr. Gibbs: I'll about do it!
[Will throws more water on Mr. Gibbs]
Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake!
Will Turner: That was for the smell.
[after inspecting the crew]
Jack Sparrow: Satisfied?
Will Turner: Well you proved they're mad.
Ich liebe Captian Jack Sparrow 
