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Die besten Friendszitate

Shiny

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Hey,

hier ist Platz für eure Lieblingszitate aus Friends:

Ich fang mal an, ein paar von mir aufzuschreiben:

Ross: Yeah but uh... Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but there's something else. Rachel's pregnant.
Joey: (simultaneously) Oh my God!!! I can't believe that!!
Phoebe: (simultaneously) Holy mother of God!!!
Ross: With my child.
Phoebe: That is brand new information!!
Ross: You already know don't you?
Phoebe: A little.

Chandler: What'd you rent?
Joey:Die Hard 2.
Chandler: (looking at the tape) Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
Joey: Oh, well we watch it a second time and its Die Hard 2!

Joey: Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin' ice cream.
Phoebe: You don't like ice cream?
Ross: It's too cold

Phoebe: Joey, she's so cool. She speaks four languages.
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!

Chandler: I haven't cried like that in years.
Monica: You cried yesterday at the six o'clock news!
Chandler: That old woman was being scammed by her mechanic!!

Ross: "Every week, the TV guide comes to Joey and chandler's apartment. Who's name is it under?"
Rachel: "Ooh! ooh! Chandler gets it, it's Chandler Bing!!"
Monica: "NO!!!"
Ross: "I'm sorry, that's incorrect. It comes to a ...Chanandler Bong."
Monica: "I knew that. Rachel! Use your head!!"
Chandler: "No, it's MISS Chanandler Bong...."

Ross: "It's always been you Rach."

Phoebs: "You guys, I just realized that "Joker" is "Poker" with a "J". Coindence?"


....später noch mehr....;)
 
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Monica: „Hör mal, du kannst deinen Eltern nicht immer auf der Tasche liegen!“
Rachel: „Das weiß ich, deshalb wollte ich ja auch Barry heiraten.“
(Aus „Liebe? Nein, doch nicht!“)

„Wenn eine Frau Netzstrümpfe anhat, dann denke ich immer gleich an meinen Vater.“ (Chandler in „Drei sind einer zu viel“)

„Tag, ich bin Phoebe Buffay, und ich bin hier, weil meine Babys unbedingt rauswollen.“ (Phoebe in „Hurra, Die Drillinge sind da“ )

„Weißt du, ich habe einfach alles verdrängt. Das war ein ganz perfekter Mechanismus, der toll funktioniert hat. Und wenn nicht, habe ich ins Bett gemacht.“ (Chandler erklärt Rachel wie er die Scheidung seiner Eltern verarbeitete in „Zwei Partys für Rachel“ )

„Das ist keine Ehe, das ist nur ein ganz schlimmer Kater“ (Rachel über ihre Hochzeit mit Ross in „Das Zeichen“ )

Rachel: „Durch diese komische Schwangerschaftssituation stelle ich fest, dass ich immer ... Wie soll ich’s bloß sagen? Ich dauernd erotisch geladen.“
Joey: Ist das ein College-Ausdruck für geil? (aus „Ein Mann für eine Nacht“)

Joey: „ Ich hab da mal eine wissenschaftliche Frage an dich. Wenn die Homo sapiens definitiv alle homo waren – sind sie dann deswegen alle ausgestorben?“
Ross: „Joey – Homo sapiens sind einfach nur Menschen“
Joey: „Hey, aber ich verurteile das nicht“ Ich bin da ganz locker ...“ (Aus „Hurra sie leben noch!“)

„Spielregeln haben einen Sinn, Leute. Sie helfen uns den Spaß unter Kontrolle zu halten“ (Monica in „Endlich allein“)

„Na, wie geht’s denn so?“ (Joey’s Spruch für alle Lebenslagen)

„Komisch, dass ich mich mit einem Mann verabrede, in dessen Swimmingpool ich mal gepinkelt habe.“ (Monica über ihr erster Date mit Richard in „Ross und Rachel – Na endlich“ )

„Wenn du dir die Ohren sauber machst, dann darfst du dir diese Stäbchen nicht so weit reinstecken“ (Chandler reagiert auf Joeys unsinnige Äußerungen in „Das Mitbringsel“ )

Ja, das wars erstmal, finde die Zitate super lustig :lol:
 
Ross: Unagi...I'm always aware.
Chandler: OK. Are you aware that Unagi is an eel.

Joey: But it is odd how a woman's purse look so good on me, a man!
Rachel: Exactly, unisex!
Joey: Ha, maybe you need sex, I had sex a couple of days ago.
Rachel: No no no, Joey. U-N-I Sex.
Joey: I ain't gonna say no to that! (pats her on her shoulder)

Ross: I am going to make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room?

Ross: Someone at work stole my sandwich!
Chandler: And what did the police say?

Richard: Don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends. They don't start sentences with, "You know who just died shoveling snow?"

Das sind nur einige, ich bin sicher bald fallen mir noch mehr ein :D
 
Ross: So it's really hard to say goodbye to 5 people: Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Gooooooooo, it's impossible...

Chandler: "Hey look, it's a monkey with a Ross on it's ass."

Chandler: "You want some chocolate milk?"
Ross: "No thanks, I'm 29."

Ross:"We were on a break":lol:

[when Ross and Rachel are fighting the second time adn everyone else is in Monicas bed room, adn Joey has the box]
Chandler: "condoms?"
Joey: "you never know how long we're gonna be in here. we may have to repopulate the world."
Chandler:"and condoms would be the way to do that"

Ross: I would date her but there is a big age difference.
Joey: Well think about it when you're 90...
Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
Joey: No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.

Monica: This is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.
Chandler: Hey, I'd shake your hand but I'm into the game, plus I think it would be better for my ego if we didn't stand right next to each other

[Ross and Rachel are picking out names for their baby, and have each 5 vetoes]
Ross: Curie.
Rachel: Veto. Rain.
Ross: Veto. Mark.
Rachel: Veto. Vince.
Ross: Veto. Lance.
Rachel: Veto. James.
Ross: Hmmm...
Rachel: If it's a girl.
Ross: Veto!
Phoebe: Is it just me, or is Vito beginning to sound real good?

Phoebe: Ok, I got an idea. If it's a girl, Phoebe, naturally. And, if it's a boy... Phoebo.
Ross: Uhh... Sure, but let's not limit ourselves to just one name.
Rachel: Ok, I got one. If it's a girl... Sandrine. It's French.
Ross: That's a great name... for an industrial solvent.
Rachel: Ok, you got a better one?
Ross: Yeah, check this out. If it's a boy - Darwin.
Rachel: Yes, Ross, I do want a son who'll be regularly beaten in the schoolyard.
Phoebe: By Sandrine.
 
Chandler: Give Rachel another chance to dress up like princess bubblegumm.

[talking with Richard, about him not having a weird thing]
Monica: My boyfriend doesn't have a thing!
Richard: Okay, if anyone just overheard that - I'm not comming off well.

[at Berry and Mindys Wedding, after Rachel walked down the aisle with her butt shown]
Mr. Weinberg: Rachel, it's so wonderful to see you again, my dear. In fact I hardly expected to see so much.
Mrs. Weinberg: You told me you didn't see anything.
Mr. Weinberg: I tell you alot of things.

[Joey hs just seen an actor of the class he's teaching playing a scene very good, who want's the same role in a move as he does]
Joey: Wow... that was very good.
Actor: Thanks. Any suggestions?
[Joey looks like having an evil plan. - later in central perk]
Chandler: You told him to play the boxer gay?!
Joey: Well, I might have said... super-gay...

Rachel: Execuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
Dr. Greene: Wait a minute. His name is Dr. Bobby?
Rachel: Well that's this last name.
Ross: And his first name.
Dr. Greene: He's Bobby Bobby?
Rachel: It's Robert Bobby. And execuse me, he helps me.
Ross: Please. Ask her how.
Dr. Greene: What do you need help for?
Rachel: My alignment. One leg's shorter than the other.
Dr. Greene: Her legs are fine.
Ross: I know that.
Dr. Greene: So why do you let her go to him?
Rachel: I'm sorry, "Let her"?!
Ross: What can I do, she doesn't listen to me about renter's insurance, either.
Dr. Greene: Wait a minute, you don't have renter's insurance? Well what if somebody steels something, how are you gonna run after him, with one leg shorter than the other?

Ross: But it's a wedding... it'll be weird if I'm not in it.
 
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Ach ja, das Zitat hab ich auch noch gut in erinnerung, das ist einfach klasse! Typisch Joey :D:D

Ich hab auch eins, ich glaub das war bei Vorbereitungen eines Thanksgiving-Essens (bin mir aber nicht mehr sicher):

Joey: "Phoebe willst du uns helfen?"
Phoebe: "Oh, ich wünschte, ich könnte, aber ich will nicht."

Oder Chandler: "Manchmal wünschte ich mir, ich wäre auch lesbisch... hab ich das gerade laut gesagt?"
 
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